Top 5 reasons I’m glad to be back home
5) Showers: My mom’s place has no shower, bathtub only.
4) Non-microwavable Popcorn: I can’t stand that microwave bull shit that tastes like cardboard
3) Its cold: Sure, my mom has AC but she keeps it much warmer than I like it; I still have to run fan at night to keep cool while I sleep.
2) HDTV: My mom has the worst cable package in history; I’m lucky she got TBS. My apartment though has a nice 37″ flat screen with HDTV, and I can go on my laptop while watching too.
1) My Cell Phone!!: Yep, its charged and working, how have I gone 9 days without it?


